when you see a louis pic


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checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 


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Anonymous: louis x nick fic where louis' a single dad who lives next door & his kid keeps 'accidentally' stealing puppy whilst home sick from school & hiding her in various places around their house & louis' oblivious until nick turns up on his doorstep AGAIN, resigned smile on his face & an autographed 5sos picture as a bribe that louis works out his kid is a dog-napping rascal (except maybe his kid's ulterior motive all along is just to get the cute neighbour his dad is always staring at to come over)



Louis/Nick, kid fic + puppy

The doorbell rings when Louis is just about done with making tea. They’re having beans on toast, which is just about the level Louis can achieve in the kitchen without having to concentrate really hard on not fucking things up. This week he’s achieving spectacular levels of fucking things up across the board, so he’s reverting to nice and simple in the kitchen. 

"Max," Louis yells, dropping his knife down onto the counter, turning the hob off under the beans, and darting out into the hall, "do not answer that door—" 

Max is nowhere in sight, which is weird, because since they’ve moved in, Max has maintained that he has to answer the door to every visitor, under all circumstances. Max is naively, desperately in love with people, which is normally fine, except he’s five. Louis is fairly sure he shouldn’t be in charge of answering the door and the phone, regardless of how much Max whines he wants to. 

Louis answers the door to find a terribly tall, ridiculously quiffed guy on his doorstep, who Louis immediately recognises as Nick Grimshaw. Louis is aware that Nick Grimshaw lives next door, but he’s never actually met him. They’ve only lived here a few weeks, for a start, and Louis has been busy bunging Max into a new school and starting his new job, and that hasn’t left much time for anything other than a general aroma of harassed and exhausted. 

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Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

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ben winston directed the wellington video

"it was either that cool effect or a close up so went for the effect!"

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perfectic theme